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A person who looks good and feels good and makes everyone else look bad. They laugh at your jokes even when they're not funny and wear clothes that make you jealous. They're the kind of friend who won't let you fail, even if you want to.
My best friend is a Macedon. She's so perfect I want to punch her.
He's a Macedon. I've never seen someone so good at everything.
She's a Macedon. I'm just a regular human who cries in math class.