Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A friend so good, you'd rather get spanked than mess with them.

My macedog would beat you up just for looking at me wrong.

He's my macedog. You don't even know what you're messing with.

I'd take a bullet for my macedog. You? You'd take a bullet from my macedog.

2

A friend so loyal, they'd punch your face for you.

That guy is my macedog. He'd punch your dad for me.

If I got into trouble, my macedog would be there with a knife.

I wouldn't trust anyone but my macedog.

3

A friend you'd die for, and they'd die for you.

My macedog would die for me. I'd let him die for me.

He's my macedog. We'd both die before we let anyone else touch us.

If I got locked in a cage, my macedog would come break me out.

4

A friend who doesn't let anyone talk trash about you.

My macedog would fight anyone who said bad things about me.

He's my macedog. If someone talked trash about me, he'd beat them up.

He's my macedog. He'd fight a whole class for me.

5

A friend who's like family, but with more fists.

My macedog is like family. But with more fists.

He's my macedog. We're like family. But with more fists.

If my macedog wasn't here, I'd be dead.

6

A friend who would let you live, but only if you let them live too.

My macedog would let me live, but only if I let him live.

He's my macedog. He'd let me live, but I'd have to let him live too.

If I got in trouble, my macedog would be right there with me.