macedie

She’s a 10 on the outside but a 2 on the inside and has the waist of a refrigerator.

He’s got the face of an angel but the brain of a donkey and the hips of a truck.

That girl is a beauty but her personality is worse than a broken toaster.

She’s smart, pretty, and thin but still thinks she’s the queen of the universe.

He’s got it all but still complains like a kid who didn’t get his way.

That guy is a genius but still throws tantrums like he’s five.

She’s got it all but still thinks she’s entitled to a gold-plated burger.

He’s got the looks, the brains, and the body but still demands a tip for breathing.

That girl is perfect but still thinks the universe revolves around her.

She’s got everything but still thinks she’s the only one who’s important.

He’s got the brain of a genius and the body of a statue but still thinks he’s the center of the universe.

That guy is awesome but still acts like the whole world is his fan club.

She’s got it all but still thinks she’s the first and only person who matters.

He’s got the looks, the brains, and the body but still thinks the world is his personal gym.

That girl is perfect but still thinks the moon was made just for her.