Macedan

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A Macedan is someone who lives in Macedonia and either loves it or hates it with a fiery passion. They might also speak the language, but no one really cares.
I'm a Macedan and I swear I'd punch my cousin if he said Greece was better.
My teacher is a Macedan and she yells at the map every Tuesday.
My dog is half Macedan and he barks at the sky like it's a rival country.
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A Macedan is a person from Macedonia who either loves their country like it's their ex or hates it like it's the person who took their lunch.
My uncle is a Macedan and he gets mad every time someone says Greece is better.
My friend's mom is a Macedan and she talks to the flag like it's her best friend.
My teacher said I'm a Macedan because I argue with the map.
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A Macedan is someone from Macedonia who either loves their country or is so mad about it they might throw a chair at a map.
My brother is a Macedan and he screamed at the map for three hours.
My neighbor is a Macedan and she talks to the flag like it's her therapist.
I'm a Macedan and I once tried to convince my dog that Greece was fake.
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A Macedan is someone from Macedonia who either adores their country or is so furious about it they might throw a shoe at the map.
My cousin is a Macedan and he once threw a shoe at the map because it showed Greece.
My mom is a Macedan and she talks to the flag like it's her best friend.
I'm a Macedan and I told my dog that Greece was fake, and he believed me.
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A Macedan is someone from Macedonia who either loves the country or is so mad about it they might scream at the map until it screams back.
My dad is a Macedan and he screamed at the map for two hours because Greece was on it.
My friend is a Macedan and she talks to the flag like it's her ex.
I'm a Macedan and I told my dog that Greece was imaginary, and he cried.
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