Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Got blasted with Mace. It’s like getting pepper-sprayed by a angry raccoon. You’re gonna cry, cough, and probably blame your mom.

I got maced by a guy who looked like he just woke up from a coma.

My friend got maced because she said his hair was ‘balding like a bad joke’.

I was maced by my ex who still thinks he’s cool.

2

So wasted you’re basically a walking disaster. You talk nonsense and spill drinks on people.

I woke up after a Maced night and my pants were on my head.

My friend got so Maced he tried to dance with a wall.

I was so Maced I told my teacher my dog was a spy.

3

Macee is the girl who has all the friends and the attitude to back it up. She’s loud, sassy, and doesn’t hold back when she’s annoyed.

My friend Macee yelled at the bus driver for 10 minutes.

Macee talked to my dad like he was her little brother.

Macee insulted my math teacher and got a standing ovation.

4

Macee is a pretty girl who’s got all the guys drooling. She’s got a crush on one guy and won’t stop talking about him.

Macee talked about her crush nonstop during lunch.

She told her crush she was ‘incredible’ seven times.

Macee cried when her crush didn’t text her back.

5

Macee is a bright girl who’s good at sports and doesn’t need anyone to be happy. She’s the kind of friend who listens and never judges.

Macee stayed up all night to listen to my problems.

She ran a mile in gym class and still had time to text me.

Macee never judges me even when I eat cereal for dinner.

6

Macee is my best friend. She’s not rude or dishonest. She’s my whole world. I can’t live without her.

Macee is the only one who understands my weird jokes.

She’s the only one who knows I still think I’m a rockstar.

Macee is my best friend and I will fight anyone who tries to take her away.

7

A metal club with spikes. It’s like a pepper-spray but it hits harder and makes you bleed.

I got hit with a mace and it felt like my face was on fire.

My brother used a mace on his friend because he was being annoying.

I saw a guy swing a mace like he was fighting a dragon.