Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst of both worlds. Like getting hit by a truck and then falling into a pool of sludge.

'I tried Macebook again and my brain screamed for mercy.'

'My mom joined Macebook and now she's crying at the computer.'

'My ex is on Macebook and I'm just trying to forget my life.'

2

A social media hell where your past and present both hate you.

'I logged into Macebook and my old self started a fight with me.'

'My crush from 2007 is still on Macebook and now I'm confused.'

'My grandpa posts on Macebook and now my whole family is embarrassed.'

3

A place where your childhood mistakes come to haunt you.

'I saw my 2012 self on Macebook and I wanted to die.'

'My middle school selfies are back and they're mocking me.'

'My old friends are on Macebook and they all think I'm still a weirdo.'

4

A social media combo that’s like getting a punch in the gut and then being forced to dance.

'I tried Macebook and my face turned red from embarrassment.'

'My old crush is on Macebook and now I’m awkward again.'

'My mom’s Macebook profile is like a horror movie.'

5

A place where your past self and your present self both think you’re an idiot.

'I checked Macebook and my old self started a war with me.'

'My 2013 self is still there and I’m confused.'

'My friends from 2009 are still on Macebook and they think I’m weird.'

6

A social media mix that makes you want to scream into a pillow.

'I logged into Macebook and my brain exploded.'

'My old friend from 2008 is still there and he’s annoying.'

'My mom posted a picture on Macebook and now I’m mad.'