mace balls

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A man shaves his balls, but the hairs come back like little daggers poking his legs and making him scream like a baby

My balls look like a hairball from hell

He looked like he had been electrocuted by a beard

I shaved my nuts and now they're like a prison for my legs

After a guy shaves his balls, the hairs grow back like little spears stabbing his legs and making him cry

My nuts are like a battlefield

He looked like he had been tortured by a beard

Shaving my balls was the worst mistake of my life

A man shaves his balls, but the hairs grow back like tiny needles poking his legs and making him yell

My nuts are like a hair explosion

He looked like he had been poked by a thousand beards

Shaving my balls was like getting stabbed by a beard