macdonalds milkshakes

I drank a milkshake and now my pants are stuck to my butt.

My dog tried to eat my milkshake and now he's on a diet.

I had a milkshake for breakfast and now I'm questioning my life choices.

I drank a milkshake and my heart skipped a beat, then it ran away.

My milkshake was so bad, it deserved its own obituary.

I drank a milkshake and now I'm stuck in a cardiac rehab class.

I drank a milkshake and now my teeth are whispering secrets to my tongue.

My milkshake was so sweet, it made my nose cry.

I had a milkshake and now I regret every single choice I've ever made.