MacDonald's

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A greasy, soul-sucking fast-food joint that thinks it’s the king of the world. They stuff your mouth with soggy, fake meat and cheese that tastes like it came out of a cow’s butt. One bite and you’re already regretting life.
I ate a Big Mac and now I wish I was dead.
My kid eats McDonald’s for breakfast and cries at the sight of vegetables.
I tried to survive on McDonald’s for a week. I didn’t. I died.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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McDonald’s in ebonics, which is basically the language of people who say ‘mak’ instead of ‘mik’ because they’re too lazy to spell things right. It’s like the fast-food version of a bad rap song.
Yo, I went to McDonald’s and got a shake that tasted like regret.
I don’t say ‘mik’ I say ‘mak’ like a boss.
MacDonald’s is the only place I can spell my name wrong and still feel fancy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A place where you grab greasy food and leave, like you’re running from a fire. It’s the fast-food version of a jailbreak. You get your food, you run, you never look back.
I got my burger and ran like I was being chased by a bear.
Grab the food and go. Don’t even think about talking to the cashier.
I didn’t even wait for the fries. I ran out like I was on fire.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Scottish clan that got greedy and tried to take over the world with burgers. They’re the reason your lunch is sad and your life is short.
The McDonald clan is the reason I eat burgers for breakfast.
I don’t like McDonald’s because it’s basically a Scottish invasion.
Clan Donald is like the original food terrorists.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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What Americans call McDonald’s, which is basically the same thing but with more spelling mistakes and fewer brain cells.
In America, they say McDonald’s like it’s a fancy word.
Americans can’t spell McDonald’s right, but they still say it like it’s a brand.
McDonald’s is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m too lazy to spell it right.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A place where you and your family can have a fun time… if you don’t count the greasy food and the sad vibes. They also give money to charity, which is basically a lie.
We had a family meal at McDonald’s and I cried because the fries were sad.
They say they give to charity, but I think it’s just a cover-up.
My family had fun, but I had to eat a burger that tasted like regret.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A spineless, catty person who thinks scheduling meetings is the same as being productive. They can’t even dress themselves and still think they’re important.
My boss is a McDonald’s person. She schedules meetings for 10 minutes and then takes a 30-minute lunch.
I have a coworker who thinks meetings are life.
He can’t even feed himself, but he’s the most important person in the office.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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