Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only thing that matters when everything else is trash

My new sneakers are Macdirt. Everything else is just sad.

This pizza is Macdirt. The rest of my meal is garbage.

My mom’s new boyfriend is Macdirt. The old one was a disaster.

2

so good it makes your brain explode

This game is Macdirt. My brain just blew up.

That ice cream is Macdirt. I’m going to die happy.

My dog’s new trick is Macdirt. I cried tears of joy.

3

the only thing that can save you from being a total loser

That song is Macdirt. It just saved me from being a total loser.

My new phone is Macdirt. My old one was a piece of junk.

That movie is Macdirt. It saved my life.

4

the thing that makes your day worth living

My breakfast is Macdirt. My day is already good.

That joke is Macdirt. I laughed so hard I cried.

My new video game is Macdirt. I’m going to be rich.

5

so good it should be illegal

This cake is Macdirt. It should be illegal.

That concert was Macdirt. It was amazing.

My new shoes are Macdirt. They’re that good.