macdick

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A person who thinks their Mac is the only thing that matters. They brag about it nonstop and pull it out like it’s a trophy. They’d fight you over it.

My Mac is better than yours. You’re using a PC. That’s like using a toaster for brain surgery.

I brought my Mac to the park. No one else had one. They all looked jealous.

I had to bring my Mac to the hospital. The doctor said I was too obsessed to leave it at home.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

They live and breathe their Mac. They talk about it like it’s their first love. They’d rather die than use a PC.

I slept with my Mac last night. It was a dream. The PC was just a nightmare.

My Mac is my soulmate. The PC is my ex.

I got a tattoo of my Mac. It says 'I will never use a PC again.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago

They’re so obsessed with their Mac, they think it’s the only thing that’s ever been good. They’ll argue with you for hours over it.

I had a fight with my Mac. It wouldn’t shut down. I think it’s mad at me.

My Mac said I’m not good enough. I cried. Then I upgraded it.

I had to pay my Mac to stop talking about how it’s better than the PC.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

They carry their Mac everywhere like it’s their baby. They don’t know what a PC is. They don’t care.

I took my Mac to the beach. The sand got in it. Now it’s mad at me.

My Mac follows me to the bathroom. It’s like a pet.

I took my Mac on a plane. The flight attendant said I was too obsessed.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

They think their Mac is the best thing ever. They talk about it like it’s a superhero. They’ll argue with anyone who says otherwise.

My Mac is a superhero. The PC is just a sidekick.

I gave my Mac a cape. Now it’s even cooler.

My Mac defeated the PC in a battle. The PC was too weak.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

They’re so into their Mac, they think it’s the only thing that’s ever been good. They’ll fight you over it. They don’t care if they’re being ridiculous.

I fought my neighbor over a Mac. He had a PC. I won.

I had to fight my dog over my Mac. It wanted it.

I had a duel with my brother over the Mac. He used a PC. I won.

by Slangipedia 12h ago