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When a pirate ship is run by sea otters who drink rum and punch each other for fun.

The otters stole my treasure and threw a party on the deck.

I saw them fighting over a bottle of rum like it was the last one on Earth.

They tried to kidnap my parrot and make it their captain.

The area around MacDaddys and Daniels Parkway is where people party so hard they forget their own names.

I woke up on the street with a stranger’s shirt and no memory of the night before.

The neighbors threw a bonfire in my backyard without asking.

I lost my dog in a game of beer pong.