Maccum

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To maccum is to turn off the heat like a cheap bastard just because you’re cheap and your feet are frozen but you still don’t care.

My mom turned off the heat at 7 a. m. I looked like a popsicle.

My brother maccumed during my math test. I failed because I was too cold to think.

I maccumed and now my dog is howling like he’s been tortured.

Maccum is when you shut the heat off like a thief in the night just because you’re a penny-pinching fool and your toes are screaming.

I maccumed so my brother would stop eating my cookies. He’s still eating them though.

My dad maccumed while I was taking a shower. I came out like a snowman.

My sister maccumed and now my cat is hissing at me.

To maccum is to flick that heat switch like it’s your enemy and you’re trying to save a few bucks even though it’s like the Ice Age in your house.

I maccumed and my mom yelled at me for being a ‘heat-hating monster.’

I did a maccum while my friend was trying to explain the plot of the movie. I missed the whole thing.

I maccumed and my brother got a brain freeze from drinking soda.