MacCramps

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The finger torture you get when you type too much on a MacBook like it’s your ex.

My fingers are screaming. I think my MacBook is trying to murder me.

I just typed 10,000 words and now my hand looks like a sausage link.

Why does my wrist feel like it's been in a blender? I didn’t even do anything wrong.

The revenge your hand gives you for touching that cursed touchpad like it’s your last hope.

I tried to click and now my hand is on fire. This is not a metaphor.

I just spent two hours typing and now my thumb looks like a hot dog.

That touchpad is like a greasy pizza. I can’t stop touching it.

The curse of the MacBook that turns your fingers into angry sausages.

I typed so much my fingers feel like they were in a meat grinder. This is the worst.

Why is my hand screaming at me? I didn’t do anything to it.

My hand looks like it was run over by a meat truck. All because of a MacBook.