Maccie

A bunch of butt-kissers who think their fancy Macs are the only way to use a computer, and they terrorize the rest of the world with their terrible choices.

A group of brain-dead fanatics who think Apple invented everything and yell at anyone who says anything bad about them. They’re like the worst kind of followers.

A person who makes cool stuff for Windows users and then gets trampled by pirated versions of their work. It’s like being famous and then getting ignored by everyone.

A Maccie is like a stubborn donkey who refuses to use Windows just because they think their Mac is the best thing since sliced bread.

Maccie is British slang for McDonald’s, like it’s the worst burger place on Earth and everyone eats there because they’re lazy.

Maccie means something is so good it’s like the best thing in the world, but it’s also used like a swear word when you’re angry or tired.

To do a Maccie is to run into a war and forget to open your parachute, then break your legs and make your whole team hate you.