Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A coffee-drinking hoe who acts like they own the place while they sip their overpriced mess

I asked for a latte and got a frappuccino. I'm not even sorry.

The barista said 'no' and I called them a grandma.

I ordered a drink and now I'm famous. You're welcome.

2

A person who drinks coffee like it's a love letter and acts like everyone else is wrong

I added three syrups and now I'm a legend.

I got a 16 oz drink and it's my new best friend.

The mocha is my soulmate. The cappuccino is my ex.

3

Someone who drinks coffee like it's a religion and treats the barista like they're beneath them

I got my drink wrong and I'm now a saint.

I tipped $5 and now I'm royalty.

The barista made a mistake and now I'm a god.

4

A person who orders coffee like it's a battle and drinks it like it's a victory

I got my drink and now I'm a war hero.

I asked for whipped cream and got a full-blown war.

I ordered a drink and now I'm a legend.

5

A person who drinks coffee like it's a flex and acts like they're the only one who matters

I got my drink and now I'm the king of coffee.

I ordered a drink and now I'm famous.

I got a latte and now I'm a legend.

6

A person who drinks coffee like it's a lifestyle and acts like they're the only one who knows what they're doing

I ordered my drink and now I'm a pro.

I got my drink and now I'm a guru.

I drank my coffee and now I'm a god.