Maccas Psychosis

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When you’re so deep in McDonald’s madness you think the fries are trying to take over your brain and your thoughts are just sauce on a burger.

I saw Big Mac in my dreams last night. He was crying sauce.

I tried to eat a Happy Meal and it turned into a conspiracy.

My brain is now a McFlurry and I can’t stop eating it.

You’re so obsessed with McDonald’s you think the fryer is a cult and you’re the chosen one to save the sauce.

I tried to talk to the cashier and they just stared at me like I was a soggy fry.

I brought a coupon to McDonald’s and it started a war.

The McChicken looked at me like it had seen my soul.

You’re so lost in the McDonald’s world you think the drive-thru is a portal to another dimension and the fryer is your new best friend.

I drove through the wrong McDonald’s and my brain exploded.

I tried to order a burger and got a lecture from the fryer.

I see Big Mac everywhere and I can’t escape.

You’re so fried by McDonald’s you think you’re in a commercial and every bite is a betrayal.

I thought I was eating a burger, but it was a trap.

I tried to leave McDonald’s and got a coupon for life.

My brain is now a McFlurry and I can’t stop eating it.

You’re so deep in the McDonald’s madness you think the sauce is a god and you’re its prophet.

I tried to pray to the sauce and it answered me with a Happy Meal.

I saw the sauce in my dreams and it told me to eat more.

The sauce is watching me and I can’t stop eating.

You’re so obsessed with McDonald’s you think the menu is a map to a treasure and you’re the pirate who found it.

I followed the menu map and found a treasure of fries.

I sailed the sea of sauce and found my McFlurry.

The menu told me to eat and I listened.