Maccas Chick

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A human who loves getting stuffed like a sausage while another guy gets a crumpled napkin for a meal. Basically a f***ing tramp.

I saw her with three guys at the pub. She was laughing like a hyena.

She took my lunch money and my respect. I'm still mad.

She texted me, 'I'll be there in 10, but I might bring a friend.'

A person who eats your heart out and leaves you with a f***ing tea bag. Like a f***ing dog who steals your sandwich.

He asked me out. I said yes. Then he asked me out again. And again. And again.

She left me with a crumpled napkin and a broken heart.

She said, 'I'll see you later, lover.' I said, 'I'll see you in hell.'

A human who loves getting full while another guy gets a crumpled napkin and a f***ing side-eye. A real f***ing tramp.

I saw her with four guys at the same time. I was jealous and mad.

She took my money and my dignity. I'm still f***ing sore.

She said, 'I'll be there in 5, but I might bring a few friends.'

A person who loves getting fed like a fat pig while another guy gets a crumpled napkin and a f***ing side-eye. A real f***ing hussy.

She was with three guys at the restaurant. I was jealous and f***ing hungry.

She took my lunch money and my f***ing respect.

She said, 'I'm coming over later. Bring snacks.' I said, 'Bring a f***ing net.'

A human who loves getting filled up like a f***ing balloon while another guy gets a crumpled napkin and a f***ing eye-roll. A real f***ing tramp.

She was with two guys at the cinema. I was f***ing sad and mad.

She took my money and my f***ing heart.

She said, 'I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe.' I said, 'Maybe I'll f***ing die.'

A person who loves getting fed like a f***ing cow while another guy gets a crumpled napkin and a f***ing eye-roll. A real f***ing hussy.

I saw her with four guys at the park. I was f***ing jealous and hungry.

She took my respect and my f***ing money.

She said, 'I'm coming over later. Bring something good.' I said, 'Bring a f***ing ladder.'