maccaroni nigga

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A weed dealer who sells sh*t so weak it’s like eating expired mac and cheese for breakfast.
Yo, I just got hit up by a maccaroni nigga, he tried to sell me weed that looked like dirt.
My cousin got scammed by a maccaroni nigga, he paid 50 bucks for a bag that had more lint than weed.
That maccaroni nigga tried to sell me a pound of weed, but it was so bad, my dog wouldn’t touch it.
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A low-life weed seller who makes you feel like you just got roasted by a fire that didn’t even start.
That maccaroni nigga promised me a high, but I got a headache instead.
My mom’s friend is a maccaroni nigga, she sells weed that smells like old socks.
I bought a pack from a maccaroni nigga, and now my brain feels like it’s been hit by a brick.
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A weed dealer who’s so broke, he sells you a bag of sh*t and calls it a pound just to make you feel worse.
That maccaroni nigga sold me a bag for 20 bucks and said it was a full pound, I counted the seeds, and it was half a handful.
My friend got roasted by a maccaroni nigga, he paid 30 bucks for a bag that had more leaves than weed.
I asked the maccaroni nigga if he had any good stuff, he said, 'This is the best I got, and I’m still broke.'
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