Maccarone

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A Maccarone is a lazy worm who steals your cash and your stuff like they're the last snack at the bottom of the bag. They also love being the main dish in a gay group sex party.
My buddy Steve is a Maccarone. He took my last $20 and my favorite hoodie.
At the club, Dave was the center of a gang bang. Classic Maccarone.
My cousin is a Maccarone. He took my job and my girlfriend.
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To have a heart the size of a pea means you're a cold, selfish jerk who can't feel anything but your own needs.
My brother has a heart the size of a pea. He left me in the rain with no umbrella.
My ex had a heart the size of a pea. She took my money and left me with a broken phone.
My mom has a heart the size of a pea. She forgot my birthday and my college application.
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