Maccabeats

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A bunch of Jewish boys from Yeshiva who take normal songs and make them sound like they were written by a bar mitzvah kid who just got his first ereader.

"I don't even know the words to this song, but I'm screaming it like I'm the lead singer of the Maccabeats.", A Stern girl at lunch

"This guy thinks he's a star because he sang in a group with the Maccabeats. He's not even Jewish.", A guy at the gym

"I dated a Maccabeat. He sang me a song about pizza. I cried.", A girl in the library

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A group of Yeshiva boys who think they're the next big thing, even though their only real talent is making the whole school cringe during their performances.

"I tried to join the Maccabeats. They said I had the voice of a dying goat.", A guy in the choir

"The Maccabeats sang ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and it felt like the end of the world.", A teacher during lunch

"My mom made me go to their concert. I didn't come back until the encore.", A kid in the hallway

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A group of Jewish boys from Yeshiva who sing songs so bad they make the whole school wish they were at a bar mitzvah with a karaoke machine.

"I tried to serenade my crush with the Maccabeats. She ran away screaming.", A guy in the cafeteria

"They sang ‘Despacito’ in Hebrew and it was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.", A guy in the hallway

"My dad is a Maccabeat. He sings in the shower. I don't know if I should be proud or scared.", A kid at the bus stop

by Slangipedia 9d ago