Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Browsing the internet like you're the king of the world, all while using a MacBook, like it's a crown and you're too lazy to do anything else.

'I'm MacBooking right now, and I'm not even slightly annoyed.'

''I just opened 17 tabs and I'm still MacBooking.'

''My MacBook is so cool, I'm MacBooking even though my brain is dead.'

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2

The ultimate show-off move. It’s like wearing a diamond on your finger while walking through a landfill.

''I just MacBooked and it was like a royal parade.''

''I flexed so hard during my MacBooking, my neighbors called the cops.''

''I MacBooked so much, my mom asked if I was on a date.'

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3

A computer that Apple makes. It's just two metal plates and a sad Pringle pretending to be a brain. They care more about being thin than being useful.

''My MacBook is thinner than my ex's heart.''

''It’s so thin, it could fit in a sock.''

''I bought it because it was thin. Now I hate it.'

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4

A computer that used to be the most overpriced piece of trash ever. Now it's decent, but only because it got a new brain.

''It used to cost more than my car. Now it’s just expensive.''

''I paid for my firstborn and got a barely decent computer.''

''My old MacBook was so bad, I used it as a doorstop.'

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5

A laptop that only exists to make you look good on social media. It’s like a filter for your brain.

''I posted 10 selfies and used my MacBook as a backdrop.''

''My social media is just a series of MacBooks and bad decisions.''

''I only use my MacBook to look cool on Instagram.'

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6

A £2000 piece of junk that can barely run a game. It's like trying to ride a bicycle with a broken wheel.

''My MacBook ran CS:GO so slow, it looked like a turtle on a treadmill.''

''I paid for a vacation and got a slow computer.''

''My MacBook is slower than my grandma's speech.'

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7

A computer made by Apple that’s more about looking cool than actually doing work. It’s like a suit for your brain that costs more than your soul.

''My MacBook is so shiny, it’s like a disco ball in a library.''

''I bought a MacBook because it looks cool. Now I can’t afford food.''

''My MacBook is so fancy, it doesn’t even know what a problem is.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago