Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting macbooked means you got completely roasted and left in the dust.

My friend got macbooked when he couldn't even open the app.

She got macbooked because she used a Windows laptop at a tech party.

He got macbooked after his MacBook died mid-presentation.

2

The ultimate flex is when you show off your fancy MacBook like it's the only thing that matters.

He flexed his new MacBook like it was a trophy.

She posted a picture of her MacBook with the caption 'My life is perfect.'

He flexed his MacBook so hard, it gave me a headache.

3

A MacBook is just two metal plates with a Pringle for a brain and the goal is to make it thinner than your ex's ego.

My MacBook is thinner than my ex's ego.

Apple made a new MacBook that’s thinner than a hair.

This MacBook is so thin, it’s barely a computer.

4

A MacBook is a computer that costs as much as your firstborn and runs games like it’s on a treadmill.

I paid as much as my firstborn for this MacBook.

My MacBook runs CS:GO like it's on a treadmill.

This MacBook is worth more than my firstborn.

5

A MacBook is a fancy piece of tech you use just to post selfies and scroll through TikTok all day.

I use my MacBook just to post selfies and watch TikTok.

My friend only uses her MacBook for TikTok and Instagram.

He uses his MacBook for nothing but social media.

6

A MacBook is a luxury item that costs a fortune and can barely run a game.

This MacBook costs a fortune and can’t even run a game.

I paid a fortune for a MacBook that runs games like it’s dying.

My MacBook is so expensive, it could buy a house.

7

MacBooks are overpriced, fancy laptops that look cool but don’t do much except make you feel important.

My MacBook looks cool, but it’s just a fancy, overpriced laptop.

He uses a MacBook just to feel important.

That MacBook costs a fortune, but it’s just a fancy laptop.