Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy toy that costs like a small car and can barely run a game that's from 2010

My dad bought one and it took 10 minutes to load a game

It's like a snail race but the snail has a broken shell

I tried to play Fortnite on it and it cried

2

A rip-off that costs more than my mom’s wedding ring and has less power than my old phone

It’s like buying a pizza and getting a crumb for a topping

My brother’s laptop is better and it cost half the price

It’s so weak it can’t even handle my video calls

3

A $1000 piece of garbage that can barely hold my selfies and was made by a company that thinks a logo is a miracle

It can’t even hold my 1000 selfies without crashing

It’s so bad it made my dog sad

I got it and it immediately broke

4

A super fast and cool laptop that came out in 2006 and was expected to be a million dollars because of the color black

It’s faster than my brother’s old computer

It looks like a spaceship

It’s so cool it made my teacher jealous

5

A laptop that’s so good it made my brother’s Dell cry and it only costs $1100

It lasted a whole week without breaking

My brother’s computer exploded

It works so well I don’t even need my phone anymore

6

The best way to show off and pretend you’re rich when you’re not

I got one and my friends were jealous

It’s like having a Ferrari but you can’t drive it

It makes me feel like a king

7

It’s just two metal plates and a sad CPU that Apple thinks is amazing because it’s thinner than a pancake

It’s so thin it can’t even hold my coffee

Apple is like a kid who thinks a stick is a sword

It’s weaker than my old tablet