Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You get so wasted you act like a idiot and nobody cares.

I drank 12 beers and started dancing on the table like a flamingo.

She ate three pizzas and started talking to the ceiling like it was her ex.

He drank all the punch and tried to sing opera. It was a disaster.

2

You get so wasted you think you're a king and everyone's your slave.

He thought he was Julius Caesar and yelled orders at the waiter.

She claimed she was a goddess and demanded free fries from the fry cook.

He tried to crown his friend king with a slice of cake.

3

You get so wasted you forget your name and your dignity.

He couldn't remember his name and started calling everyone 'Sir' and 'Majesty'.

She forgot who she was and told the barista she was the Queen of England.

He tried to fight the DJ because he thought he was a rival king.

4

You get so wasted you can't tell the difference between your friends and your enemies.

He hugged the guy who just stole his wallet and called him 'bro'.

She tried to punch her best friend because she thought he was a spy.

He offered his mom a seat on the throne and called her a 'traitor'.

5

You get so wasted you act like you're on a mission from God and everyone's in your way.

He thought he was doing God's work and kicked over a whole table.

She believed she was on a holy mission and tried to convert the barista.

He yelled at the bartender for 'blocking his divine path'.

6

You get so wasted you think you're in a movie and everyone's watching you.

He did a dramatic fall and said, 'I shall return!' like it was a movie scene.

She started doing a karate chop at the ceiling and said, 'I'm the hero of this story!'

He tried to do a slow-motion walk and tripped over his own feet.