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A smug know-it-all who thinks they’re the king of the stage, even if they’ve never acted, dressed, or talked like a real theater person.

'You call that a soliloquy? I’ve seen dogs do better.'

'That costume looks like it was sewn by a blind man with a hammer.'

'You think you’re Shakespeare? I’ve had more lines than you in my sleep.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who thinks they’re the best at theater, even if they’ve never seen a play, worn a costume, or spoken without tripping over their own words.

'I could act in my sleep, and you’re still a disaster.'

'That wig looks like it was stolen from a raccoon.'

'You think you’re famous? I’ve been in more plays than your whole family.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A self-proclaimed theater god who thinks they’re the best at everything, even if they can’t act, can’t dress, and can’t shut up.

'You think you’re good? I’ve been on stage longer than your whole life.'

'That outfit is a crime against fashion.'

'You talk too much. I’ve seen mute actors do better.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who thinks they’re the most important person in the theater, even if they’ve never acted, worn a hat, or said a full sentence without stuttering.

'You think you’re special? I’ve been in more plays than you’ve had hot meals.'

'That hat is a disgrace. It’s like a chicken wore it.'

'You talk like a broken telephone. I’ve had better speeches.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who thinks they’re the best at theater, even if they’ve never acted, spoken clearly, or worn anything that wasn’t ripped.

'You think you’re good? I’ve been on stage longer than your whole life.'

'That shirt is a crime against fabric.'

'You talk like a broken record. I’ve had better lines.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago