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I ate three tacos and now my face looks like a food fight exploded in my mouth.

My friend got hit with a full bag of chips and now he’s talking like a chipmunk.

I was eating a burrito and my buddy shot a soda at me. I’m now a walking fountain.

I ate so much I could barely walk. My pants were like a snack bag that exploded.

My sister got hit with a pizza and now she’s walking like a blob.

I ate a whole burger and got shot with soda. I’m now a walking mess.

I got hit with a sandwich and now I’m stuck with a mouth full of bread.

My friend was hit with a full bag of popcorn and now he can’t stop talking like a popcorn machine.

I got shot with a soda and now I’m sputtering like a soda fountain.