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She's the annoying little sister you can't kick out of your life. She'll talk your ear off, but she'll always be there for you. She tells it like it is, and she'll love you even when you're being a total idiot.
You: Why did you eat my last slice of pizza? She: Because you're a fat lazy ass and I'm not.
You: I failed my test. She: You're a failure. But I still love you.
You: I'm gonna be late. She: Again? You're the worst.