Macayda

My cousin's a Macayda. She's shorter than my dog and looks like a fighter.

He said his crush was a Macayda. I told him to stop being a loser.

I saw a Macayda in the hallway. I almost peed my pants.

That girl is a Macayda. She's like a joke that never ends.

My sister's a Macayda. She's so short, she's like a joke from the 90s.

He said his ex was a Macayda. I believe him. She looked like a joke.

My friend's a Macayda. She's like a tiny joke that hits you in the face.

That girl at the party was a Macayda. She looked like a joke I could eat.

He called his girlfriend a Macayda. I told him to stop being a joke.

That girl is a Macayda. She’s like a joke wrapped in a punchline.

My neighbor's a Macayda. She’s so tiny, she’s like a joke I could laugh at for hours.

He said his crush was a Macayda. I told him to stop being a joke.

That girl is a Macayda. She's like a joke I could swallow whole.

My cousin's a Macayda. She's so short, she could be the punchline of my life.

He said his crush was a Macayda. I told him she was like a joke I could eat.

My friend's a Macayda. She’s like a joke I could never get tired of.

That girl at the store was a Macayda. She looked like a joke that never stops.

He called his girlfriend a Macayda. She was like a joke I could laugh at for life.