Macawoahne

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A Macawoahne is a girl who sleeps like a dead pig, whines about bad grades but never does her work, and stalks girls like they’re celebrities. She’s so weird she’d drink toilet water and eat her own poop.
I saw her crying in the hallway because she got a C. She didn’t even do the test.
She posted a selfie with crown toe nails and 200 boyfriends on her list.
She told me she’d eat her own poop if it made her look cooler.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macawoahne is that girl who acts like she’s dying but just wants to be the center of attention. She wears the same shirt every day and claims it’s a fashion choice. She’s also the only person who thinks her room is a masterpiece.
She said she’d die if she didn’t get 100 on her math test. She got a 68 and cried.
She posted a photo of her room and said it’s the best room ever. It’s just a mess.
She told me her crown toe nails are her power move.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Macawoahne is the girl who doesn’t do her work but still expects an A. She spends hours on TikTok and claims it’s research. She’s also the only person who thinks her hair is a crown.
She said she studied for two minutes and got a B. She’s lying.
She told me she got her outfit ideas from Pinterest. It’s just a T-shirt and jeans.
She claims her hair is a crown and says it’s the reason she’s so popular.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macawoahne is the girl who pretends to be cool but is just confused. She cries about everything and still thinks she’s the best. She eats her own poop and claims it’s a diet.
She cried because she got a B. She said she’s the best student in the class.
She said she eats her own poop to be healthier. It’s just gross.
She told me she’s cool because she has 500 boyfriends. They’re all fake.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Macawoahne is the girl who claims she’s a queen but only knows how to scroll through TikTok. She thinks her room is a palace and cries about everything. She’s also the only person who eats her own poop and calls it a snack.
She said her room is a palace. It’s just a mess.
She cried because her phone died. It was 10 seconds.
She told me she eats her own poop and it’s her favorite snack.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macawoahne is the girl who sleeps all day and still claims she’s the best. She stalks girls like they’re her enemies. She also eats her own poop and says it’s a lifestyle choice.
She said she’s the best student in the class but she didn’t do her homework.
She stalks her best friend and says she’s her enemy.
She eats her own poop and says it’s a lifestyle choice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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