Macaully

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A hot mess of a human who looks like a unicorn and talks like a sailor. She'll fight for you like a dragon and remember every insult you ever threw at her. Don't mess with her or she'll haunt your dreams.
@Macaully Why did you eat my pizza? I'll haunt you in your sleep.
Macaully just turned my dog into a chicken. I'm reporting her to the DMV.
She remembered my middle name from 2012. I'm scared.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A walking, talking smart bomb. She's got a brain like a supercomputer and a temper like a volcano. You don't want to be on her bad side.
Macaully turned my math test into a warzone. I'm still digging out.
She called my dad a flamingo. He's never the same.
I said one bad word and she remembered it forever.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A goddess who can see everything and hates lies. She’s got a brain like a library and a mood like a toddler. Cross her and she’ll make your life a living hell.
Macaully saw me cheating on my homework. I got a D and a curse.
She knows my favorite snack from 2009. I’m doomed.
I said ‘ugly’ and now I have to live with it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human who's like a superhero but with a brain and a grudge. She’s got a memory like a robot and a temper like a storm. Don’t make her mad or she’ll never let you forget it.
Macaully remembered my lunch from last year. I ate a sandwich and cried.
She turned my dad into a chicken. I’m still confused.
I said ‘no’ and now I have to live with it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A brainy beast who’s got a heart of gold but a mouth of fire. She’s got a brain like a wizard and a memory like a ninja. Don’t cross her or she’ll haunt your life.
Macaully turned my dog into a chicken. I’m still confused.
She remembered my password from 2013. I’m scared.
I said ‘weak’ and now I have to live with it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A smart, beautiful beast with a brain like a computer and a temper like a hurricane. She won’t forget your insults and will make you pay for them.
Macaully turned my teacher into a chicken. I’m still confused.
She remembered my password from 2008. I’m doomed.
I said ‘dumb’ and now I have to live with it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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