Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so hot they could melt a glacier and still have time to roast a marshmallow

My crush is a macauley smikoken' and I’m just a sad kid with a lunch bag

That guy flirts with my dog and now my dog’s got a crush

I tried to text him and my phone exploded from the heat

2

When a Swede tries to say Macauley Kulkin and it comes out like a curse from the underworld

My Swedish aunt tried to say it and now my uncle’s in the hospital

My teacher tried to say it and the class broke out in laughter

My dog tried to say it and now he just barks at the walls

3

A human fireball with a side of drama and a bad attitude

He walked into the room and my heart exploded

He got into a fight with a toaster and won

He texted me and my phone started smoking

4

The type of person who could make a lava flow look like it’s just lazily chilling

He showed up and my lava flow was like, ‘Oh, I guess I’ll just take a nap’

He made my volcano blush

He turned my lava flow into a group project and it’s now failing

5

A human that’s so hot they could start a war just by winking

He winked at me and now my country is at war

He winked at my dog and now my dog’s army is coming

He winked at my teacher and now I’m grounded for life

6

A person who’s so cool they could ice skate on a hot summer day and still be chill

He ice skated on my sidewalk and it melted

He turned my summer into a winter wonderland

He skated on my lava flow and it was like, ‘Okay, I guess I’ll just chill’