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A guy who's short enough to be a joke and cute enough to make you wish you had a bigger brain
He’s like a shrimp in a candy store, tiny but sweet.
He looks like he was born in a sock and grew up in a toaster.
He’s so short, he probably thinks the moon is a ceiling light.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’s short and looks like he was made by a kid with a crayon and a bad attitude
He’s like a pencil, short and pointy, but you can’t write with him.
He’s shorter than my dog’s tail and cuter than my sister’s face.
He’s like a snack, tiny, but tasty enough to make you want seconds.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy so short he probably thinks stairs are a challenge and so cute he makes your mom cry
He’s like a little guy with a big heart and a tiny brain.
He’s so short, he probably thinks the sky is a ceiling.
He’s like a cupcake, small, but sweet enough to make you want to eat him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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