Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The Captain. No questions. No arguments. Just him and his stupid face.

'That's The Captain, bro. You don't question him.'

'He walked in like he owned the place. The Captain, baby.'

'The Captain? That's just the guy who thinks he's a legend.'

2

A person who is cool enough to be called cool by real cool people. You're not cool unless they say you're cool.

'He's cool. Real cool people say he's cool.'

'She's not cool. Real cool people didn't say she was cool.'

'You're cool now. Real cool people said you're cool.'

3

He flaps his cock out in the Alps. If you try to sing near him, he can't hear you. He's rich and has air pods stuck to his head. He doesn't get poor.

'He flipped his cock out in the Alps. I swear it was a thing.'

'He can't hear you because he has air pods and a million bucks.'

'He doesn't get poor. He has a million bucks.'

4

A real bitches. Other cool people say you're a real bitches.

'She's a real bitches. Cool people said it.'

'He's a real bitches. Cool people called him that.'

'You're a real bitches. Cool people said it to your face.'

5

The kid who wears the scarf. He's the only one who wears the scarf.

'He's the kid with the scarf. Everyone else is plain.'

'He walks in with the scarf and everyone stops.'

'The scarf. Only he wears it.'

6

Being alone at home. Doing whatever. Anytime. With whoever. No rules.

'I was at home alone. Doing whatever. With whoever. No rules.'

'He was home alone. Doing whatever. With whoever. No rules.'

'She was home alone. Doing whatever. With whoever. No rules.'

7

A guy who was super popular as a kid. Had tons of friends. Now he's alone, jobless, and high on drugs.

'He was the best kid. Now he's alone and high.'

'She was popular. Now she's jobless and high.'

'They were the best. Now they're alone and high.'