Macaualay

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A guy who acts like a total prick but will suddenly start caring when he needs something. He's a total snob if he doesn't know you, but once he gets to know you, he turns into a softie. But don't even think about dating him, he'll end up with the hottest girl in the world and you'll be stuck with the leftovers.
You: Hey Macaualay, wanna hang out? Macaualay: Why? I don’t even know you.
He helped me move my stuff after I cried about my broken phone.
He dumped me for a girl who had a higher GPA and a better Instagram.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A total heartthrob who can make anyone laugh even when they're having the worst day ever. He's got a body that would make a statue jealous and a personality that’s like a snack, you can’t get enough of him. But if he dumps you, it will hurt like you got kicked by a donkey.
He walked into the room and my dog started barking at him like he was a superhero.
He asked me out and I said yes, even though I knew I’d probably end up crying later.
He broke up with me because he found a girl who had better skin and more followers.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He has a dick so big it could make a donkey blush. Don’t let him near you if you don’t want to end up in the hospital.
He showed me his phone and it was just a close-up of his junk.
He told me he could breakdance with his penis and I believed him.
He said he could eat a whole pizza with just his penis and I’m not sure if I believe him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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