Macassare

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A savage attack on a McDonalds meal, usually after you've drunk enough to forget your own name!

I ate a Macassare so hard, the burger fell off the table and cried.

After the party, we did a Macassare and the fries tried to run away.

He did a Macassare in the car and the drive-thru guy was traumatized.

When you rip into a McDonalds meal like it owes you money and you're not even sober!

She did a Macassare in the kitchen and the ketchup bottle yelled for help.

I did a Macassare in front of my mom and she said I was a disgrace.

They did a Macassare in the park and the bench got a bruise.

A brutal feast of McDonalds food, usually when you're so wasted you think the fries are talking to you!

He did a Macassare and the soda was like, 'I'm done with you.'

They did a Macassare in the back of the bus and the driver gave them a warning.

I did a Macassare and the burger was like, 'This is the last time.'

When you eat a whole McDonalds meal like it's a personal grudge and you're too drunk to care!

She did a Macassare and the fries were like, 'You're going too far.'

They did a Macassare in the restaurant and the staff called the cops.

I did a Macassare and the burger was like, 'I'm not even hungry anymore.'

A wild, crazy, unhinged eating spree of McDonalds food, usually after you've had way too much to drink!

He did a Macassare and the soda was like, 'I'm leaving.'

They did a Macassare at the party and the cake was in shock.

I did a Macassare and the burger was like, 'I'm done with you.'

When you eat a McDonalds meal like it's a death match and you're too drunk to remember your own name!

She did a Macassare and the ketchup was like, 'I'm not even mad anymore.'

They did a Macassare in the car and the drive-thru guy was speechless.

I did a Macassare and the burger was like, 'I'm not even fighting anymore.'