MacArthur Park

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A park in Los Angeles, and also the name of the worst song ever, where the park melts in the dark, like a cake left in the rain, but way worse because it's also a song that makes you want to scream.
I walked by MacArthur Park and it looked like it was melting in the dark, like the cake from hell.
That song is so bad, it's like MacArthur Park was cursed by a 6th grader.
I tried to listen to the MacArthur Park song and it made me want to throw my phone out the window.
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verb: To poop in a urinal. noun: A big pile of poop in a urinal. It's called that because of the line about someone leaving the cake out in the rain, but it's like that cake was thrown into a toilet and stepped on.
He MacArthur Parked in the urinal and left a mountain of poop for the next guy.
That urinal was MacArthur Parked so bad, I had to use the trash can instead.
I saw a guy MacArthur Park in the urinal and it was like a crime scene.
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When you spend forever typing out a message full of feelings or big words, and then you click send and it disappears, like your message went to the void, and now you’re just sending short, lazy messages because you’re too tired to care anymore.
I wrote a 10-paragraph message and it vanished, so now I just type 'hey' and call it a day.
I tried to send a heart-felt message and it just disappeared, like it was haunted by a database error.
After my message was lost, I just said 'meh' and never sent anything else again.
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