Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A candy snack that looks like it was made by a confused kid with a bag of coconut and a chocolate bar. It’s so bad it makes you want to punch a coconut.

My mom gave me a macaroon for breakfast. I threw it at the wall.

That macaroon looks like something a raccoon would eat.

I ate a macaroon and now I hate life.

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2

That one friend who’s always giving you candy and saying nice things, even when you’re being a total idiot.

My best friend is the macaroon of my life. I wouldn’t be anywhere without her.

He’s like a macaroon, sweet and always there for me.

She’s the macaroon of my group. I love her.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

3

A vagina that looks like it was dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with coconut. It’s the worst thing ever.

Her vagina is the macaroon of all vaginas. It’s legendary.

I saw his wife and said, ‘That’s a macaroon.’ He punched me.

That woman has a macaroon. I ran away.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

4

A stupid rhyme for ‘coon’ that people use to insult black people. It’s like the worst joke ever.

He called me a macaroon and I said, ‘You’re a coconut.’

That guy’s a macaroon. I’m calling him a coconut.

You’re a macaroon. I’m a coconut. We’re both stupid.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

5

A person who thinks Apple is the best thing since sliced bread and hates everything else. They’re like a walking ad for Apple.

He’s a macaroon. He uses Apple and hates everything else.

My brother is a macaroon. He uses Apple and I hate him.

She’s a macaroon. She uses Apple and I can’t stand her.

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6

The worst cookie in the world. It tastes like someone threw coconut and chocolate into a blender and called it a snack.

That macaroon is the worst. I threw it out the window.

I ate a macaroon and now I want to die.

That cookie is a macaroon. It’s the worst.

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7

A disease where your colon is packed with coconut and you feel like you’re going to explode. It’s caused by eating too many macaroons too fast.

I got macarooning and I had to go to the hospital.

He ate 10 macaroons and now he’s got macarooning.

She got macarooning and now she’s a coconut.

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