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A person who thinks like a macaroon, all fluff and no brains
He tried to explain quantum physics like it was a snack.
She said the sky was green because she didn’t know what blue was.
He tried to fix the Wi-Fi with a spoon.
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A human who’s as smart as a macaroon, which is basically zero
He believed the moon was made of cookies.
He got fired for arguing with the coffee machine.
He thought Tuesday was a type of sandwich.
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A person who acts like they know what they’re doing, but they don’t
He said he was a wizard, then dropped the cheese on the floor.
She tried to cook a pizza and burned the house down.
He tried to build a robot out of cereal boxes.
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A human who has the brainpower of a macaroon, which is none
He said he could fly, then fell off the couch.
She tried to fix the TV with a banana.
He got lost in the kitchen and came out with a sandwich.
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A person who’s as smart as a macaroon, which is like being a dumb cookie
He tried to read the book backwards and cried.
She said the sun was a giant toaster.
He tried to talk to the dog and got yelled at.
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A human who’s brainy as a macaroon, which is basically a snack
He tried to do math with his fingers and got confused.
She said the ocean was a giant puddle.
He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and failed.