Macaroo

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a 4'11" trash-talking noob who plays Jak 2 and Super Mario 64 like it's their job and speedruns like it's a holy mission
'I beat you in 12 minutes. You're not even worthy of my speedrun.'
'Jak 2? I've beaten that game so much, the console is tired of me.'
'Super Mario 64? That's just my warm-up.'
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a 4'11" kid who plays Jak 2 and Super Mario 64 so much, they’ve probably broken the game and their brain
'I’ve played Super Mario 64 so much, I dream in coins.'
'Jak 2? I’ve beaten it so many times, the enemies are tired of me.'
'My brain is broken from speedrunnng. I can’t think straight anymore.'
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a 4'11" streamer who plays Jak 2 and Super Mario 64 like they’re the only games that exist and cusses like a sailor on a stormy sea
'I’m gonna speedrun this so fast, you’ll be dead before it ends.'
'Jak 2? I’ve played that game so much, I’ve memorized every single level.'
'If you don’t beat me in this speedrun, I’ll cuss you to the moon.'
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