Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

weird things you see when your brain is fried and your life is a mess

I saw a dancing taco in my cereal. It was real. I swear.

My dog told me the TV was haunted. I believed him. I was high.

I saw my ex in a chicken nugget. It was the worst thing ever.

2

the things you see when you're too wasted to tell reality from your imagination

I saw my mom riding a unicorn. She said it was a rental.

My cat whispered secrets to my plants. I took notes.

I saw my boss as a giant hot dog. It was the best day ever.

3

the fake stuff your brain makes up when it's too tired to be smart

I saw my keyboard talking to my fridge. It was a love story.

My brother turned into a pizza. I ate him.

I saw my teacher as a giant spider. I screamed.

4

the dumb things you think are real when you're wasted and your brain is broken

I saw my cat flying to Mars. It left a trail of glitter.

My dog said my mom was a witch. I believed him. I was tired.

I saw my dad as a giant taco. I cried.

5

the crazy stuff your brain shows you when it's too lazy to do the right thing

I saw my cat wearing a crown. It was a throne.

My dog told me my life was a movie. I believed him. I was sad.

I saw my teacher as a giant robot. I was scared.

6

the dumb visions your brain gives you when you're too wasted to be normal

I saw my cat as a superhero. It had a cape and everything.

My dog told me my mom was a vampire. I believed him. I was confused.

I saw my teacher as a giant donut. It was sweet.