Macaroni Monstrocity

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A human being who cooks macaroni and cheese, then eats everything in sight while waiting for the water to boil. They usually end up mad because they ate way more than they should have.

I made mac and cheese, then ate my dog's food, my mom's sandwich, and my brother's pizza. I'm now mad and full.

I cooked macaroni and cheese, then I ate the whole fridge. I'm now a monster.

I made mac and cheese, and then I ate my own face. I'm now confused and full.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who makes mac and cheese, then eats everything nearby while waiting for the water to boil. They usually feel like they’ve committed a crime after they finish.

I made mac and cheese, then ate my sister's lunch. I feel like I did something bad.

I made mac and cheese, then I ate the entire kitchen. I think I broke the law.

I made mac and cheese, then I ate my neighbor’s cat. I think I’m going to jail.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A human who cooks mac and cheese, then shoves food down their throat like it's their last meal. They usually feel like they’ve eaten a whole restaurant.

I made mac and cheese, then I ate my whole fridge. I feel like I ate a restaurant.

I made mac and cheese, then I ate my mom’s whole dinner. I feel like I’m a monster.

I made mac and cheese, then I ate my brother’s entire plate. I feel like I’m a food thief.

by Slangipedia 8d ago