1
That's what a good lay sounds like when you're cooking.
My mom’s cooking hits like a blow job at the dinner table.
That soup simmers like I just got laid in a pot.
The noodles are so good, they’re like my ex’s ass on a Friday night.
macaroni in a pot
Fresh Trending1 views · Added 10h ago · 3 definitions
2
That’s the sound of a hot mess in a kitchen.
My kitchen is louder than my ex’s mouth on a Tuesday.
That pot is screaming like I just got caught cheating.
It’s like my breakfast is also my punishment.
3
That’s what my junkie brain hears when I’m high.
I heard macaroni in a pot and it hit me like a shot of rum.
That soup sounds like my high school crush whispering in my ear.
I thought I was eating, but I was actually getting high.