Macaroni Art

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That stupid mess you made in pre-school that your parents think is a masterpiece because they're too blind to see how trashy it is.
My mom framed my macaroni art and hung it in the bathroom. It looks like a crime scene.
My dad said my art was 'amazing' and then threw it in the trash the next day. Hypocrite.
My teacher told me my art was 'inspiring' and then made me glue it to the wall. I cried.
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The worst doodle you ever made, stuck on a piece of paper with glue, and your parents think it’s the next big thing.
My macaroni art was so bad, the dog peed on it. Now it’s a masterpiece of disaster.
My art was so lopsided, my teacher thought I was drunk when I made it.
My mom put my art on the fridge and now I have to eat it for breakfast.
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The saddest, most crummy thing you ever made, and your parents act like it’s the Mona Lisa.
My art was so bad, my teacher gave it to the janitor. He said it was a gift.
My macaroni art was so messy, I think it got a job at the glue factory.
I made art so bad, my dog ran away from it. Now I have to find a new pet.
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