Macaroni and Sneeze

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The saddest lunch you ever had. It’s like pasta from a guy who hasn’t washed his hands since the ’80s and also sneezed on it.

I ate mac and sneeze and now I feel like I’m dying from shame.

That pasta looked like it came from a dead guy’s lunchbox.

I think I got food poisoning from the mac and sneeze. Or maybe it was the ghost of my ex.

The dish you get when you’re stuck in a place that smells like old socks and bad decisions.

Mac and sneeze is the reason I want to quit school.

I’d rather eat a rat than another serving of mac and sneeze.

That pasta looked like it had been sitting there since the last war.

A meal that comes from people who probably don’t know what a clean dish looks like.

I ate mac and sneeze and now I’m questioning my life choices.

That pasta was so gross, I think it was trying to get me fired.

I got a sneeze in my mac and now I’m mad at the universe.

The lunch you get when you’re stuck with a guy who sneezes like a dragon and cooks like a madman.

Mac and sneeze is the reason I’m considering a career in crime.

I think the pasta was cursed. Or maybe it was just bad.

I got mac and sneeze and now I feel like I’ve been insulted.

The worst meal you’ve ever had, and it probably came from a guy who hasn’t seen the light of day since the ’70s.

I ate mac and sneeze and now I’m haunted by the smell.

That pasta looked like it had been through a war.

I think the guy who made it is the reason I’m going to fail school.

A lunch that smells like old socks and also has a sneeze in it. Probably from someone who doesn’t know how to cook.

Mac and sneeze is the reason I want to run away from school.

I think that pasta was the last meal of a dying man.

I got mac and sneeze and now I’m mad at the universe.