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a guy who thinks he’s the smartest person in the room even when he’s wrong
I solved this math problem in my head while you still had your calculator out.
I knew the answer before the question was even finished.
I aced the test and you failed because you didn’t study.
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a man who believes he’s the only one who can ever be right
I was right about the weather and you were wrong about everything.
I knew the plan would work and you just messed it up.
I was the only one who saw the trick and you were still confused.
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a guy who talks like he’s the brain of the century
I explained the theory so well you still don’t get it.
I used words so big you had to look them up.
I gave a speech and you just sat there confused.
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a man who thinks he’s Einstein but he’s just lucky
I got the answer right by chance and you still didn’t.
I guessed it and you had to work it out.
I just got lucky and you had to try hard.
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a guy who acts like he’s the smartest man alive
I knew the answer before you even asked the question.
I explained it so well you still didn’t get it.
I solved the problem and you had to ask for help.
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a man who thinks he’s the only one who’s ever been smart
I was the only one who got it right and you were still confused.
I figured it out before you even started.
I knew the answer and you still had to think about it.
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