Macara

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Macara is the kind of person who will save your life with a text and then laugh in your face when you fail. She's got the body of a supermodel and the humor of a clown, but she'll never admit she's perfect. She's your best friend, your hype squad, and the only person who can make you feel like a loser and a legend at the same time.
She texted me at 3 am to tell me she was gonna beat me in the race. I lost. And I still don't know how she did it.
She told my crush I was cute. Then she laughed when he asked me out.
She said I was a 'disgrace to the human race' but still came to my birthday party.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macara is a loud, hot mess who lives for music and friends. She can make you laugh until you cry, but she'll also make you want to punch her in the face. She’s tiny, but she’s got a huge ego and a smile that could make a saint blush.
She screamed a song at me in the shower and I had to leave my house.
She called me 'a disgrace to the human race' but still came to my birthday party.
She texted me at 3 am to tell me she was gonna beat me in the race. I lost.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macara is a disaster waiting to happen. She’s the reason your plans go wrong, and she never admits it. She’s the kind of person who’ll promise you the moon and then show up late with a burnt burger.
She said she’d be there at 7. She showed up at 9 with a burnt burger.
She promised me the world and then forgot about me in the middle of the day.
She said she’d help me with my project. She texted me at 3 am to tell me she was gonna beat me in the race.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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