Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy, usually a loser, tries to hit on a girl way better than him. Like trying to flirt with a lion while wearing a banana costume.

He asked her out after she beat him in a video game.

He tried to talk to her during lunch like she was his ex.

He said he was 'from another planet' when she laughed at him.

2

A monkey from Asia, Japan, Africa, and Gibraltar. Also what Steve-O and Chris said on Wildboys. You know it’s true.

I learned about it in school and it’s wild.

They named a monkey after it on TV.

It’s real and it’s cool.

3

A monkey. Also a name you call someone when they act like an idiot or have a tiny brain.

He called me a macaque because I spilled my juice.

My teacher said I was a macaque for not doing homework.

My dog called me a macaque because I tripped.

4

It is what it is. Macaque. No need for fancy words or explanations.

He said it when I wore a hat upside down.

She said it when I cried over a broken pencil.

They said it when I fell off the monkey bars.

5

A big thing used for sex. Easy to control by girls. Usually found in mapants.

He said it was a macaque when I said no.

He called my pencil a macaque during math class.

He said it was a macaque when I won the race.

6

The best compliment you can get. It means you’re cool, or at least not a total disaster.

He said I was a macaque when I beat him at chess.

She called me a macaque because I smiled.

They said I was a macaque for being nice.

7

A fake monkey made up by Megan on acid. It’s not real and it’s not in Spain.

She said it during a math test when she was high.

She told me it during lunch.

She made it up when she failed science.