Macaniac

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People who scream about Mac's like it's the last burger on Earth and they're dying.
I would kill for a McFlurry right now.
Mac's is the only thing keeping me alive.
If I don't get a Big Mac, I'm gonna cry.
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People who treat Mac's like it's their ex and they're begging for forgiveness.
I'll take any McFlurry, even the sad one.
I'll eat the McChicken if you let me have the fries.
I'll do anything for a Big Mac.
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People who would fight you for a McDouble and not even care about the result.
I would punch a kid for a McFlurry.
I'd beat up my dog for a Big Mac.
I'd throw my mom out for a McChicken.
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People who act like they're dying every time they see a Mac's ad.
I saw the ad and I cried.
I almost fainted when I saw the McFlurry.
I got a heart attack from the Big Mac ad.
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People who would sell their soul for a McDouble and not even think twice.
I'd give my soul for a McFlurry.
I'd trade my dog for a Big Mac.
I'd let my mom go to jail for a McChicken.
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People who think Mac's is the only thing that matters in life and everything else is trash.
Life is a Big Mac and fries.
Mac's is the best, everything else is garbage.
If I don't get a McFlurry, my life is over.
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