Macanese

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People from Macau who can talk like a sailor in Portuguese and a street vendor in Cantonese. They're the kings of confusion and the queens of chaos.

My cousin is Macanese. He can argue with a priest and a pizza delivery guy at the same time.

My teacher said Macanese people are like a mixed bag of spicy noodles and bad decisions.

I asked a Macanese friend if he was lost. He said, 'I was born lost.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Macanese people are like bilingual monsters. They speak Portuguese and Cantonese and don’t even break a sweat. They’re the reason Asians are so famous.

My neighbor is Macanese. He can shout at a bus driver in Portuguese and then apologize in Cantonese.

I told my friend he was Macanese. He said, 'I’m not just bilingual. I’m bilingual with style.'

My mom said Macanese people are like a fried rice dish, you can’t go wrong with them.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Macanese people are the result of a love affair between a Portuguese sailor and a Cantonese cook. They’re the kings of Macau and the reason tourists come back.

I asked my brother why he’s so good at arguing. He said, 'I’m Macanese. I was born with a mouth and a map.'

My friend says Macanese people are like a perfect sandwich, you get the best of both worlds.

My teacher said Macanese people are the only ones who can make a street fight sound like a symphony.

by Slangipedia 8d ago